Not Cool Guys

Filed by DrNecropolis  |  January 27, 2010

Just a quick mention of something that really irritates me. Webcomics that require a subscription fee. Really? You’re a webcomic, I understand you want to make money off something you love to do. But charging me a subscription fee for something you don’t even update regularly ain’t going to cut it. How about you put out free stuff, then if people like it they can purchase the collections. Stop being so cheap, that’s why you aren’t getting hits. Just sayin’…


Black Hole Gap

Filed by mysteryGuy  |  October 14, 2009

Chinese scientists have created an artificial black hole. Why didn’t we  (or Europe) pull this off first? Haven’t we been trying to destroy life on this planet longer than anyone else?

Mr. President, we must not allow a black hole gap!


Required Watching: October- Week 1

Filed by DrNecropolis  |  October 7, 2009

Predator Pumpkin

We all know the October is the best month of the year and is best celebrated with awesome movies.  Considering that Halloween is waiting at  day 31, makes it the SPOOOOOOOKY month.  So what are you gonna watch?  The same old flicks that come on the tele every Halloween?  No!  You should will watch the following for week one (yes I know this is coming a bit late).  To start off we will do the JC run..that’s right John Carpenter.  So your requred watching for this week is:

Big Trouble in Little China

The Thing

Prince of Darkness (alt. They Live, since Prince can be hard to find)

In the Mouth of Madness

It should also be noted that The Thing, Prince of Darkness and In the Mouth of Madness are the three films that compose John Carpenter’s Apocalypse Trilogy, which make them especially good for the season!


Freaked Out: I got an emoticon from an unknown number

Filed by phoenixMagoo  |  October 2, 2009

wink

Yes. and the worst part: it’s a wink. You heard me: this jerk -> ;)

Possible texter could be:

  • male/female stalker
  • serial murderer
  • cereal murderer
  • ex significant other
  • ex significant other’s new significant other
  • wrong number


Game Review (Another One) – Zombie Apocalypse

Filed by phoenixMagoo  |  September 30, 2009

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Q: How many of us dream of actually living through the eventual zombie apocalypse?
A: All of us times 50 million.

There is something amazing about killing countless zombies. Will it ever happen to us? Yes. What’s the best thing we can do? Train.

I would not suggest the new Playstation Network game Zombie Apocalypse as your primary zombie killing training tool. I suggest the Resident Evil series as the primary “simulation” of an actual zombie apocalypse (especially Resident Evil 2 and 4).

However, Zombie Apocalypse is an awesome game. Like Mystery Guy said in the post before this post, it runs on the old school run and gun controller set up. Simple explanation: If you ever miss playing Smash TV (Big Money!!!), then this is the game for you. It’s fast and has a great array of weapons.

The standard weapon is a machine gun and it’s loaded with an infinite ammo clip and does the trick even against some of the harder zombies. There are weapon pick ups such as shotgun, riffle, rocket launcher, grenade launcher, dual automatic pistols and molotov cocktails. The game has one special weapon that is called “zombie bait.”

Zombie bait is a care bear that sounds like a talking elmo. Anyways, you toss one on the ground and all the zombies head for it and then it blows up. Awesome.

There are two, nay, three objectives to the game. First, killing anything that moves. Second, saving the “uninfected.” Thirdly and most important, staying alive.

Actually, this game will train you for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. Killing without thinking. In the apocalypse, thoughtless massacre  will make all the difference.

Check out the following dialogue from a dumb soon to be dead dude of the future apocalypse:

Dude: Omg…is that my high school english teacher!! He’s a zombie!! He’s coming this way! OMGOMGOMGOGM NO!!!! I’m being eaten!!

Now check out the dialogue from a survivor:

Dude: A zombie! [Shotgun Blast]

Never think twice about shooting a zombie. Zombie Apocalypse will get you thinking straight.

Video of gameplay:


Fanboy Science: A Unied Theory of Superman’s Powers

Filed by mysteryGuy  |  September 30, 2009

Superman

This is a great day for fanboy science. Finally, a simple explanation for all of Superman’s powers has been written, all scienticific-like. From today’s Dinosaur Comics:

My friend Ben Tippett has been thinking about Superman’s powers from a physics perspective, and came up with a theory that all of his myriad powers: flight, x-ray vision, super hearing, cold breath, heat vision, lifting buildings over his head, catching Lois without breaking all her bones, etc, can be explained as manifestations of one power: the ability to manipulate the inertia of matter, both his own and matter that he comes in contact with. I’ve never heard such a simple Grand Unifying Theory of Superman’s powers before, so I convinced him to whip it up into a quick Scientific Paper Format, and here it is! AWESOME. Thanks Ben!

It’s genius. There’s even hand-drawn diagams!


Zombie Apocalypse

Filed by mysteryGuy  |  September 30, 2009

Zombie Apocalypse is a new game available on the PSN for $10. It’s an old school, dual stick shooter like Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3. Bonus, a preggers zombie-queen is the most disturbing zombie image I’ve ever seen.

Pregger's zombie

Pregger's zombie


Arrrgh, my brain!!!

Filed by DrNecropolis  |  September 28, 2009

I will soon be stealing this for use in my brainwashing initiatives.  CHECK IT OUT!!!

(I don’t recommend doing Neave Strobe right before a meeting…)


Up In the Sky

Filed by mysteryGuy  |  September 24, 2009

Observers around the world have noticed weird glowing clouds. Scientists have theories, but I think they’re overlooking the obvious. Aliens are trying to terraform our planet for their own purposes.


Water On the Moon

Filed by mysteryGuy  |  September 24, 2009

Three different papers published in Science today have found proof of water on the moon. What I want to know is, when can I sign up for a lunar beach vacation? I’m still waiting on the jetpack I was promised.