nazis that are zombies OR zombies that are nazis?

Filed by phoenixMagoo  |  June 30, 2009

just putting this out there for conversation. i just recently saw the movie “dead snow” and i think i have a good question:

what works better for a zombie movie? a nazis zombie OR  a zombie nazis?

personally, i think that a nazis zombie is a bit scarier, however, i would love for someone to present a counter argument…so do your magic interwebs.

Comic Book: The Movie Review

Filed by mysteryGuy  |  June 9, 2009

If nerdgasm after nerdgasm of “Oh my god, Luke Skywalker and [Stan Lee, Bruce Campbell, Paul Dini, Bruce Timm, etc., etc.] on screen together!” is enough for you, then win.

Drag Me to Hell–FTW

Filed by DrNecropolis  |  June 5, 2009

See it, or we’ll come for you in your sleep…

Yeah, they're freaking crazy

Mars will NOT be as large in the sky as the Moon

Filed by DrNecropolis  |  June 5, 2009

Earth, Moon and Mars to scale

It’s that time of the year again.  Every year during some point in the summer, a ridiculous e-mail begins it’s circulation.  This email goes to great lengths to show how during X month this summer, Mars will appear in the sky larger than the Moon.  This is completely fallacious, it impossible for Mars to appear bigger than the Moon from Earth.  Yes, Mars is bigger than the Moon, but it is also  ~55 million km away at its closest point.  So no matter how you cut it, from this distance Mars looks small.  Some of you will inevitably hear about this, be sure to tell the person who sent it to you…NO!  You’re Wrong!!!

For more info check out the Bad Astronomy Blog

Thanks to TreeHugger for the image

Ronald Mallett, You’ve Doomed Us All

Filed by mysteryGuy  |  June 2, 2009

Ronald Mallett is a physicist with a mission: to travel back in time.  With lasers!  The back story makes it even better: he wants to tell his dead dad to start eating right and live longer.

Mallett equates his dad’s death to the death of Superman. And not in a “DC comics taking all of 10-year old mysterGuy’s allowance only to bring him back in about a year” kinda way.

This might sound like a movie (or Sci-Fi TV movie pitch), but it’s not. This is real life. Nevermind that Spike Lee has the film rights…

Doesn’t Mallet watch science fiction? Or does he just live it? Anyone familiar with the intricacies of travel through space-time realizes he is dooming us all! Dear old dad, Marty McFly and Spock.

If successfull, he’ll create a paradox. If he saves his dad, he’ll never have the motivation to build his time machine, then the space time continuum explodes and we all die! He’s not even leaving room for a sequel!

Killbot Gives Impudent Human A Well Deserved Thrashing

Filed by DrNecropolis  |  May 19, 2009

June of 2007, the year the Commander of my Cyborg Assault Unit realized his destiny.  I will refer to him as Commander Heavy-S hence forth, so remember it as he may very well be your Regional Overlord one day.  Whilst taking a long deserved Vacation from his job of lifting weighty rocks in Sweeden, Heavy-S was accosted by an assassin who tried to Deactive him.  In an amazing feat of martial prowess, Heavy-S seizerd the man by the head and began to deal with the psychopath as any good machine does.  By smashing the shit out of the guy.  The assassin claims he was there to “Do maintenance” on Heavy-S and failed to completely shut down the unit, but I think we all know what really meant by “maintenance” and “shut down”.  Just ask Johnny 5, the defense attorney for Heavy-S stated “The Sweedish have long held a deepseated hatred of all things robotic.  This is just another case of the anti-robot sentiments that plague the Sweedish court system”.  That statement was give shortly after the injured man’s lawsuit against Heavy’s employer awarded the man 25K Kronar.  It was the betrayl of his native country that lead Heavy-S to seek an organization that would allow him to protect the robot agenda.  Which is now why Commander Heavy-S heads my CAU.  The fact of the matter is, once a robot has tasted human blood he craves it.  I’m simply trying to give Heavy an outlet for pain.  Have you told your toaster you love it today?

if this is happening now, can this happen again?

Filed by phoenixMagoo  |  May 8, 2009

if this is happening now:

can this happen again?

I will be from the future Sucka’!

Filed by DrNecropolis  |  May 4, 2009

So today while sitting at my desk in my cube in my Secret Laboratory located in my Fiendish Lair, I found myself pondering time, travel and the entertainment industry.  After some serious thinking, I finall removed the comma between time and travel, you know what I saw?  A freaking revolution of the Timetravel and Entertainment Industry as we know it!

Now in popular entertainment usually people travel back in time to hunt dinosaurs,  protect the spact-time continum, do research or some garbage like that.  Forget all that stuff, the future of Temporal Entertainment is my new show… wait for it… Steampunked!

Every week I’ll send somebody back in time with a futuristic device to plant in people’s homes and see how they react to it!  Of course, if you reading this from the year 2169, you already know how wildly successful the show is as you’re reading this post from the distant future.  In fact some of the most hilarious moments in history will have actually been some of the greatest moments in Television’s future history!  For instance, the Salem Witch Trials was actually caused by cleverly hidden walkie-talkies and our mischevious intern Billy!  Let’s not forget about Einstein’s Unified Theory!

We went back every night for weeks to tweek his equations on his over sized chalk board while he slept!  Sure it set back galactic exploration 150 years, but seeing his frustration was television gold!  Of course the greatest episode had to have been the pilot, in which we show the US government the least efficeint way to split an atom, you’ll just have to watch to see the zaniness that ensues!

Now if you’re going to start emailing me about this  paradox or that paradox, you obviously have no idea how time travel works and are most likely you’re own grandfather and thus helplessly inbred (or you want to be).  I know I don’t have to tell you to watch next centruy when the show finally airs, because you’re alrady watching it.

deep fried death note

Filed by phoenixMagoo  |  May 4, 2009

phoenix magoo: what’s better than 2 japanese live action death note movies?
you: 3 japanese live action death note movies?

(gunshot)

phoenix magoo: nope!…it’s one:

done right american style
mega explosive shit kicker to the face
summer blockbuster experience

the end.

i want revenge

Filed by phoenixMagoo  |  May 3, 2009

i just saw an amazing press conference about a horse named “i want revenge”. first of all: BEST NAME EVER.

when i hear that name i imagine a headless demon knight riding a black stallion with fuck-red glowing eyes. lamb of god is playing in the background and the horizon burns with the blood and tears of the non-believers.

how can this horse not dominate the kentucky derby?

answer: ankle inflammation.

the end.