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i want revenge
Filed by phoenixMagoo | May 3, 2009
i just saw an amazing press conference about a horse named “i want revenge”. first of all: BEST NAME EVER.
when i hear that name i imagine a headless demon knight riding a black stallion with fuck-red glowing eyes. lamb of god is playing in the background and the horizon burns with the blood and tears of the non-believers.
how can this horse not dominate the kentucky derby?
answer: ankle inflammation.
the end.
The good thing about this horse not winning this year, is that if it manages to compete next year, it’s name will be even more crucial! That being said, ankle inflammation? I think I need some more glue
Comment by Dr.Necropolis — May 4, 2009 @ 12:11 pm
hmmmmm…that is a good point…it’s either next year or the glue factory
Comment by phoenixMagoo — May 4, 2009 @ 2:23 pm