Categories:
Tags:
cake brownie, cash box, deep fried everything, folding table, fudge brownie, milky way, oreos, pta, snickers, soccer mom, tollhouse cookies, twinkie, you want the diabetes?
Vote:
4
bake sale to save america
Filed by phoenixMagoo | August 4, 2009
it looks like we middle class nerds might have our taxes jacked up by team obama jam. let’s not panic middle america, let’s have a bake sale!
that’s right, i propose that we head to canada, mexico, central america, africa and europe and sell overpriced, wrapped by mom baked/fried goods. you might be thinking to yourself, “what the fuck is this dude thinking?” suck on this knowledge egg:
has an african kid ever seen a rice krispie treat? would he kill for one? probably!
has a european kid ever eaten a deep fried snickers bar? fuck no!
has a rain forrest child of central america ever had a tollhouse cookie baked by mom? no way jose!
america, we try to sell the world cars they don’t want and other undesirables. let’s give them what we do best: snack cakes, cookies and fried dough.
all proceeds will go towards our national debt 
Another benefit to this idea, is that by slowly selling fatty foods to other nations we can slowly in crease the global obesity rate. Once we sell enough double fudge brownies to say, Latveria, the average weight of the global population will increase. End result, we’re not as fat as(ass?) we used to be compared to other nations! National obesity problem…SOLVED!
Comment by Dr.Necropolis — August 5, 2009 @ 4:22 pm
If the bake sale fails, we could have a yard sale. We could sell back all the crap we bought back to the countries that made it.
Comment by mysteryGuy — August 5, 2009 @ 4:28 pm