Phoenix Magoo » live the dream

Yeah, Like You Don’t Have the Time

DrNecropolis — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:44:01 +0000

It’s come to my attention that many of you haven’t been indulging in internetty goodness like you should be. To catch a few laughs, drop what you’re doing and head on over to Those Aren’t Muskets right now. Skip straight to the S.W.A.I.M. module and and dig in. I recommend episode 13 to kick things off with. Why you ask?

1. A respectful depiction of Austrailians

2. Tunak Tunak Tun

3. Why? Because he’s the fucking Walrus!

bake sale to save america

phoenixMagoo — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:03:47 +0000

it looks like we middle class nerds might have our taxes jacked up by team obama jam. let’s not panic middle america, let’s have a bake sale!

that’s right, i propose that we head to canada, mexico, central america, africa and europe and sell overpriced, wrapped by mom baked/fried goods. you might be thinking to yourself, “what the fuck is this dude thinking?” suck on this knowledge egg:

has an african kid ever seen a rice krispie treat? would he kill for one? probably!

has a european kid ever eaten a deep fried snickers bar? fuck no!

has a rain forrest child of central america ever had a tollhouse cookie baked by mom? no way jose!

america, we try to sell the world cars they don’t want and other undesirables. let’s give them what we do best: snack cakes, cookies and fried dough.

all proceeds will go towards our national debt

would i eat a panda?

phoenixMagoo — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:40:28 +0000

the short answer is only hell yes. i didn’t kill the panda.

if said panda is already dead, tenderized, marinated in the finest earth juices, grilled to perfection (btw, grilled to perfection panda is slightly pink in the middle) and put in front of me, then i am going to eat it.

and since said panda is already dead, it wouldn’t really hurt if i had real panda slippers, real panda gloves, and of course a real panda mask.

Comic Book: The Movie Review

mysteryGuy — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:53:55 +0000

If nerdgasm after nerdgasm of “Oh my god, Luke Skywalker and [Stan Lee, Bruce Campbell, Paul Dini, Bruce Timm, etc., etc.] on screen together!” is enough for you, then win.

i want revenge

phoenixMagoo — Sun, 03 May 2009 04:21:04 +0000

i just saw an amazing press conference about a horse named “i want revenge”. first of all: BEST NAME EVER.

when i hear that name i imagine a headless demon knight riding a black stallion with fuck-red glowing eyes. lamb of god is playing in the background and the horizon burns with the blood and tears of the non-believers.

how can this horse not dominate the kentucky derby?

answer: ankle inflammation.

the end.

The Magoo is Back!

phoenixMagoo — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:22:57 +0000

It’s back…posts will soon be smacking you in the face at the speed of the interweb. be prepared, nay, be amazed at the new magoo…

i mean, it’s about half new/old…please half enjoy