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Required Watching: October- Week 1

Filed by DrNecropolis  |  October 7, 2009

We all know the October is the best month of the year and is best celebrated with awesome movies.  Considering that Halloween is waiting at  day 31, makes it the SPOOOOOOOKY month.  So what are you gonna watch?  The same old flicks that come on the tele every Halloween?  No!  You should will watch the following for week one (yes I know this is coming a bit late).  To start off we will do the JC run..that’s right John Carpenter.  So your requred watching for this week is:

Big Trouble in Little China

The Thing

Prince of Darkness (alt. They Live, since Prince can be hard to find)

In the Mouth of Madness

It should also be noted that The Thing, Prince of Darkness and In the Mouth of Madness are the three films that compose John Carpenter’s Apocalypse Trilogy, which make them especially good for the season!

Better RESPECT: Scooby-Doo’s 40th Anniversary

Filed by DrNecropolis  |  September 11, 2009

That’s right 40 year of Awesome.  This Sunday, September 13th, 2009 is the 40th anniversary of Scooby-doo.  I don’t want to hear any haters out there saying the show sucks, that’s how motherfuckers get shot!  The show is full of teh w1n for  at least 2 reasons:

1. Daphne is the HAWTNESS

2. It has provided children with a healthy dose of skepticism, and the idea that things are not always as they appear.  Not everything should be taken at face value and we need to use our brains and keen senses of observation to determine what is true and what is falsehood.

So please join me on Sunday (in spirit if not in person) and get down on watching some Scooby, preferably with Scooby Snax!!!

This just in: NASA Has Sense of Humor!

Filed by DrNecropolis  |  September 4, 2009

In an unusual turn of events NASA has revealed that it does, in fact, have a sense of humor!  NASA released this on their recent executive package (Flight Day 6)

Now the giggles don’t end there; if you go to the PDF of the executive package, you’ll find the press release made by the office of the Joint Executive package Development and Integration.  Ahhh, Geeks and funnies are like peanut butter and jelly…  Awesome and Fattening!

Killbot Gives Impudent Human A Well Deserved Thrashing

Filed by DrNecropolis  |  May 19, 2009

June of 2007, the year the Commander of my Cyborg Assault Unit realized his destiny.  I will refer to him as Commander Heavy-S hence forth, so remember it as he may very well be your Regional Overlord one day.  Whilst taking a long deserved Vacation from his job of lifting weighty rocks in Sweeden, Heavy-S was accosted by an assassin who tried to Deactive him.  In an amazing feat of martial prowess, Heavy-S seizerd the man by the head and began to deal with the psychopath as any good machine does.  By smashing the shit out of the guy.  The assassin claims he was there to “Do maintenance” on Heavy-S and failed to completely shut down the unit, but I think we all know what really meant by “maintenance” and “shut down”.  Just ask Johnny 5, the defense attorney for Heavy-S stated “The Sweedish have long held a deepseated hatred of all things robotic.  This is just another case of the anti-robot sentiments that plague the Sweedish court system”.  That statement was give shortly after the injured man’s lawsuit against Heavy’s employer awarded the man 25K Kronar.  It was the betrayl of his native country that lead Heavy-S to seek an organization that would allow him to protect the robot agenda.  Which is now why Commander Heavy-S heads my CAU.  The fact of the matter is, once a robot has tasted human blood he craves it.  I’m simply trying to give Heavy an outlet for pain.  Have you told your toaster you love it today?