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Careless Humans, Meats, back story, based on fact, does not require time machine, omg tasty
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Even SPAM hates spam!
Filed by DrNecropolis | September 8, 2009
Though it may seem like a no brainer even SPAM hates spam. Doubly so since spam detracts from the good name of SPAM (though I guess “good” is up for debate). Anywho, take a read over here
See, told ya’! I guess I have to side with SPAM here, we need a new term for spam, I say we go with “Bullshit fake ass e-mails”
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cake brownie, cash box, deep fried everything, folding table, fudge brownie, milky way, oreos, pta, snickers, soccer mom, tollhouse cookies, twinkie, you want the diabetes?
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bake sale to save america
Filed by phoenixMagoo | August 4, 2009
it looks like we middle class nerds might have our taxes jacked up by team obama jam. let’s not panic middle america, let’s have a bake sale!
that’s right, i propose that we head to canada, mexico, central america, africa and europe and sell overpriced, wrapped by mom baked/fried goods. you might be thinking to yourself, “what the fuck is this dude thinking?” suck on this knowledge egg:
has an african kid ever seen a rice krispie treat? would he kill for one? probably!
has a european kid ever eaten a deep fried snickers bar? fuck no!
has a rain forrest child of central america ever had a tollhouse cookie baked by mom? no way jose!
america, we try to sell the world cars they don’t want and other undesirables. let’s give them what we do best: snack cakes, cookies and fried dough.
all proceeds will go towards our national debt 
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beer, buckle up, cap city, capitol city brew, chinatown, free pens, free stress balls, jersey? really?, MADD, metro dc, nick cage, omg is that ghost rider, prom promise, washington dc, what's that smell? oh it's jersey
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MADD nerds (zing!) (updated after coffee)
Filed by phoenixMagoo | July 15, 2009
i always thought madd was a solid, good intentioned, advocacy group. plus they always hand out rad pens and stress balls at any college or high school event. however, my opinion has now changed, check out this bullshit:
MADD feels that “The combination of a roadway and advertising for any kind of a beer doesn’t make any kind of sense.” [Source: Autoblog]
let’s say you are from a small town in ohio with a micro brew that names a beer after the exit number for your town. the exit number for you town is 81-A. you move to washington state, and are shopping in a whole foods. you see a label that says 81-Ale over a background image of the state of ohio. why wouldn’t you buy the beer? maybe you were beat up in high school, idk.
another example. in the metro dc area there is a micro brew named capital city. my favorite beer at capital city is “pale rider ale” and the motto for the beer is “hell on wheels.” i think that is about 10x worse than the jersey turnpike brew mentioned in the autoblog article cited earlier. AND! it’s also a mega tasty beer.
basically, if the branding and motto didn’t help sell the beer, then the name of the beer would of obviously been changed by now.
so MADD, a combination of a roadway (even driving) and advertising sell beer, and a business selling a product makes sense.
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would i eat a panda?
Filed by phoenixMagoo | July 10, 2009
the short answer is only hell yes. i didn’t kill the panda.
if said panda is already dead, tenderized, marinated in the finest earth juices, grilled to perfection (btw, grilled to perfection panda is slightly pink in the middle) and put in front of me, then i am going to eat it.
and since said panda is already dead, it wouldn’t really hurt if i had real panda slippers, real panda gloves, and of course a real panda mask.
