would i eat a panda?

Filed by phoenixMagoo  |  July 10, 2009

pandas doing it

the short answer is only hell yes. i didn’t kill the panda.

if said panda is already dead, tenderized, marinated in the finest earth juices, grilled to perfection (btw, grilled to perfection panda is slightly pink in the middle) and put in front of me, then i am going to eat it.

and since said panda is already dead, it wouldn’t really hurt if i had real panda slippers, real panda gloves, and of course a real panda mask.