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bake sale to save america
Filed by phoenixMagoo | August 4, 2009
it looks like we middle class nerds might have our taxes jacked up by team obama jam. let’s not panic middle america, let’s have a bake sale!
that’s right, i propose that we head to canada, mexico, central america, africa and europe and sell overpriced, wrapped by mom baked/fried goods. you might be thinking to yourself, “what the fuck is this dude thinking?” suck on this knowledge egg:
has an african kid ever seen a rice krispie treat? would he kill for one? probably!
has a european kid ever eaten a deep fried snickers bar? fuck no!
has a rain forrest child of central america ever had a tollhouse cookie baked by mom? no way jose!
america, we try to sell the world cars they don’t want and other undesirables. let’s give them what we do best: snack cakes, cookies and fried dough.
all proceeds will go towards our national debt 
