Q: How many of us dream of actually living through the eventual zombie apocalypse?
A: All of us times 50 million.

There is something amazing about killing countless zombies. Will it ever happen to us? Yes. What’s the best thing we can do? Train.

I would not suggest the new Playstation Network game Zombie Apocalypse as your primary zombie killing training tool. I suggest the Resident Evil series as the primary “simulation” of an actual zombie apocalypse (especially Resident Evil 2 and 4).

However, Zombie Apocalypse is an awesome game. Like Mystery Guy said in the post before this post, it runs on the old school run and gun controller set up. Simple explanation: If you ever miss playing Smash TV (Big Money!!!), then this is the game for you. It’s fast and has a great array of weapons.

The standard weapon is a machine gun and it’s loaded with an infinite ammo clip and does the trick even against some of the harder zombies. There are weapon pick ups such as shotgun, riffle, rocket launcher, grenade launcher, dual automatic pistols and molotov cocktails. The game has one special weapon that is called “zombie bait.”

Zombie bait is a care bear that sounds like a talking elmo. Anyways, you toss one on the ground and all the zombies head for it and then it blows up. Awesome.

There are two, nay, three objectives to the game. First, killing anything that moves. Second, saving the “uninfected.” Thirdly and most important, staying alive.

Actually, this game will train you for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. Killing without thinking. In the apocalypse, thoughtless massacre  will make all the difference.

Check out the following dialogue from a dumb soon to be dead dude of the future apocalypse:

Dude: Omg…is that my high school english teacher!! He’s a zombie!! He’s coming this way! OMGOMGOMGOGM NO!!!! I’m being eaten!!

Now check out the dialogue from a survivor:

Dude: A zombie! [Shotgun Blast]

Never think twice about shooting a zombie. Zombie Apocalypse will get you thinking straight.

Video of gameplay:

just putting this out there for conversation. i just recently saw the movie “dead snow” and i think i have a good question:

what works better for a zombie movie? a nazis zombie OR  a zombie nazis?

personally, i think that a nazis zombie is a bit scarier, however, i would love for someone to present a counter argument…so do your magic interwebs.