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Black Hole Gap

mysteryGuy — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:53:20 +0000

Chinese scientists have created an artificial black hole. Why didn’t we (or Europe) pull this off first? Haven’t we been trying to destroy life on this planet longer than anyone else?

Mr. President, we must not allow a black hole gap!

Zombie Apocalypse

mysteryGuy — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:27:14 +0000

Zombie Apocalypse is a new game available on the PSN for $10. It’s an old school, dual stick shooter like Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3. Bonus, a preggers zombie-queen is the most disturbing zombie image I’ve ever seen.

Pregger's zombie

Ronald Mallett, You’ve Doomed Us All

mysteryGuy — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:21:36 +0000

Ronald Mallett is a physicist with a mission: to travel back in time. With lasers! The back story makes it even better: he wants to tell his dead dad to start eating right and live longer.

Mallett equates his dad’s death to the death of Superman. And not in a “DC comics taking all of 10-year old mysterGuy’s allowance only to bring him back in about a year” kinda way.

This might sound like a movie (or Sci-Fi TV movie pitch), but it’s not. This is real life. Nevermind that Spike Lee has the film rights…

Doesn’t Mallet watch science fiction? Or does he just live it? Anyone familiar with the intricacies of travel through space-time realizes he is dooming us all! Dear old dad, Marty McFly and Spock.

If successfull, he’ll create a paradox. If he saves his dad, he’ll never have the motivation to build his time machine, then the space time continuum explodes and we all die! He’s not even leaving room for a sequel!